I went and saw Predators yesterday and thought it was an excellent movie. I got $7.50 worth of entertainment. Since it's late and I have to go to bed soon (Sunday was a busy day and I had to work today), I got some Predator trailers (the three movies and some fan films) for you. I consider fan films a viable part of the B-Movie experience, and some of them are more fun than the official movies that Hollywood puts out.
And now a public service message: Vote Carl Weathers!
Qualities Catchphrase : "With [insert item name here], I will have all I desire!" Epithet : The Skeletal Sorceror Well Placed Investiments
Challenges The Unluckiest Man in the Mystic World Walking Talking Skeleton Ridiculously Overconfident
Point Total 49
Bonelord looks like a walking, talking skeleton encased in a gaudy but effective suit of red and green armor. He always carries magical items of varying degrees of power. Despite not having any lungs, Bonelord still sounds like a normal human being.
Bonelord claims to be Clinton Darner, a rich amateur occultist who accidentally summoned a demon of flaying instead of a hyperactive succubus like he wanted. The occultist escaped his imprisonment in Hell, but could not regain his original body, just his bones. Most of the mystic community believes this story. Bonelord has two reputations: he is extremely clever, but his also one of the unluckiest supervillains on Earth.
A typical Bonelord plan usually involves gaining an artifact that can augment his meager magical skills and give him access to undreamt of magical ability. Procuring the artifact is usually no problem for Bonelord; controlling it is another matter. If an item will open up a gate to the Pure Heavens, an angry Archangel will send down some Seraphim to cleanse the North American continent. If one of the Lost Pages of the Necronomicon will raise “an army of bone”, Bonelord will summon some marrow eaters instead. Anything that can go wrong usually does around this villain. Even other weirdness magnets marvel at the bizarre ways that reality conspires to stop whatever he attempts to accomplish.
Current Status: Mobile, still wreaking havoc by ham-handed use of mystic artifacts.